Indian cricket team

Judge asks the little boy - "You know that your parents are getting divorced.
Do you want to live with your mummy?"
The boy - "No, my mummy beats me."
"Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy."
"No, my daddy beats me too."
"Well then, who do you want to live with?"
"I want to live with the Indian Cricket team, they never beat anybody !"