Wife wanted

A man placed an ad in the classifieds - "Wife wanted."

The next day he received a hundred letters.

They all said the same - "You can have mine."

Sardar wins lottery ticket

Sardar wins 30 cr from Rs. 30 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 21cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar - "Give me 30 cr otherwise return my 30 Rs back"

Lecture on population

A Teacher lecturing on population -
"In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid".
A Sardar stands up- "we must find and stop her!"

Black coffee

Waiter - "Would you like to Have BLACK COFFEE?"
costumer - "What other colors do you have?"

Who keeps on talking when....?

Teacher - "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Student - "A teacher".

Brotherly love

Teacher - "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him,
what virtue would I be showing?"
Student - "Brotherly love".

Mulla Nasruddin and greetings card

Mulla Nasrudin was looking for valentine day greeting cards.
The salesman said - "Here is a nice one – TO THE ONLY GIRL I EVER LOVED”.
"wonderfull" , said Nasrudin - "Then give me 10 such cards"