Foreign tourist visiting Agra and Delhi
A foreign tourist hired a guide for his trip to Agra and Delhi.
He admired the beauty of Taj at Agra
and asked how many years it took to build.
"12 years" - The guide replied.
"12 Years!! You Indians are so lazy" - The tourist said ,
"In my country, this could have been done in 4 years"
Next day he went to visit the Red Fort.
He admired it's architecture
and asked how many years it took to build.
"21" - The guide replied.
"21 Years!! You Indians are very slow" - The tourist said ,
"In my country, this could have been done in 7 years"
In this manner he said that every building he liked
could have been built in one third of the time.
Finally they reached Qutub Meenar at Delhi.
The tourist asked what it was and how long it took to build.
The guide replied - "I don't know, because it was not there ,
when i came here yesterday evening"
He admired the beauty of Taj at Agra
and asked how many years it took to build.
"12 years" - The guide replied.
"12 Years!! You Indians are so lazy" - The tourist said ,
"In my country, this could have been done in 4 years"
Next day he went to visit the Red Fort.
He admired it's architecture
and asked how many years it took to build.
"21" - The guide replied.
"21 Years!! You Indians are very slow" - The tourist said ,
"In my country, this could have been done in 7 years"
In this manner he said that every building he liked
could have been built in one third of the time.
Finally they reached Qutub Meenar at Delhi.
The tourist asked what it was and how long it took to build.
The guide replied - "I don't know, because it was not there ,
when i came here yesterday evening"
Coincidence
Teacher - " Can anybody give an example of coincidence?"
Student - "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday, sametime."
Student - "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday, sametime."
Goat and buffallow
Mayawati came to Lalu's House riding a Goat.
Lalu - "Why did you bring a buffallow?"
Mayawati - "Can't you see, this is a goat "
Lalu - "I know, i was asking her only"
Lalu - "Why did you bring a buffallow?"
Mayawati - "Can't you see, this is a goat "
Lalu - "I know, i was asking her only"
Merriage and divorce
Santa - "I got married, because i was tired of cooking and washing clothes"
Banta - "But , i got divorce for the same reason"
Banta - "But , i got divorce for the same reason"
Go to hell
Mulla Nasrudin went to a church with his illiterate wife.
There was a small board on the door.
"What is written on the board?" -
asked the wife of Mulla Nasruddin.
"THIS IS THE HOUSE OF GOD - THIS IS THE GATE OF HEAVEN” -
Mulla replied and tried to open the door , but found it locked.
He turned to his wife and said -
"In other words they have written - GO TO HELL!!!".
There was a small board on the door.
"What is written on the board?" -
asked the wife of Mulla Nasruddin.
"THIS IS THE HOUSE OF GOD - THIS IS THE GATE OF HEAVEN” -
Mulla replied and tried to open the door , but found it locked.
He turned to his wife and said -
"In other words they have written - GO TO HELL!!!".
Horse in the bar
A horse walks into a bar, he sits down and the bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The second horse walks in with jumper cables attached to it's head, he sits down, and the bartender says, "I don't mind the long face, but don't u go and try to start anything!"
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